Haha! I suppose you would be! But it is a very pleasant game for naval engagements with, IMO, just the right amount of crunch and fluff. The rules are intuitive and reward both clever and daring play, while very much conjuring a feeling of rolling broadsides and swashbuckling boarding actions. And for those so inclined (such as myself!) the fantasy rules allow you to include the kraken, ghost-ships, rocs, etc to really spice your games up.