300 lbs Elven Princess?

[Dr. The Viking]

Hi there,

We're working on a scenario where a mob of geeks (LARPs, reenactors, moviebuffs and so on) have been mind manipulated through subconscious messages in the latest Horrible Beings From Outer Space and are now slaves to an evil race of aliens (day of the tentacle style).

They plan to take over the kingdom of Denmark, starting by influencing the cultural capital Røvede in Jutland.

Police forces take on the horrible mob of nerds in the streets, where they fight to death with several Aragorn, Legolasses, Trekkies and 300 lbs Elven princesses all armed by the aliens.


My question to you oh holy oracles of the internet is this: Are there any good suitable fat women miniatures out there?

[Dr. The Viking]

Obviously some of you will find this rather idiotic... I do hope someone has help though! 

[Mad Carew Snr]

Sounds like a great project - no idea where to start though - some sort of Valkyries?

[Svennn]

The Foundry Valkerie/Opera singer was the first that came to my mind.

[Poliorketes]

And the Foundry limited Viking-female-Russ Myer-Model

[Heldrak]

While not quite 300 pounders, the various Hasselfree "Libby" models are quite... zaftig.

[Dr. The Viking]

Hmm these models don't look fat enough.

I thought about using the big em4 miniatures Thug women... painting her caucasian and adding fake pointy ears and perhaps a wand.

Some of the other em4 overweightish minis would be fun to convert too...

I don't mean to offend anyone, just make a bit of fun about LARPers. Like the skinny kid playing the grand warlord and so on...

[twrchtrwyth]

Whay about the Amanda Waller heroclix mini?

[Hammers]

Hi there,

We're working on a scenario where a mob of geeks (LARPs, reenactors, moviebuffs and so on) have been mind manipulated through subconscious messages in the latest Horrible Beings From Outer Space and are now slaves to an evil race of aliens (day of the tentacle style).

They plan to take over the kingdom of Denmark, starting by influencing the cultural capital Røvede in Jutland.

Police forces take on the horrible mob of nerds in the streets, where they fight to death with several Aragorn, Legolasses, Trekkies and 300 lbs Elven princesses all armed by the aliens.


My question to you oh holy oracles of the internet is this: Are there any good suitable fat women miniatures out there?

I take it you mean a woman with 'wonderful personality', as the aphorism goes... 

[vikotnik]

There has been a blister called 'The Gamers' by Thunderbolt Mountain many years ago:

Exactly what You need.

Sorry, no Pics around on the internet, but here is one of them, painted by tpope, picture from CMon:


The other gamers include a rather well-fed couple dressed in matching sports suits!!!
All in all there were six figures.

I got mine from ebay for $ 10,- +p&p

[Will Bailie]

The female figures from Old Glory's Pirates collection are mostly quite well fed. 

I'd be fairly alarmed to meet any of these ladies in a dark alley (and even more so in a well-lit one):
http://www.oldgloryminiatures.com/proddetail.asp?prod=OGP%2D12

[Chairface]

Bertha from Horrorclix

[Hammers]

I feel sick...

[Grimmnar]

How about the Blob from the Marvel Clix line?
Just add some longer hair.
Already has the boobs for it.  :-)

Grimm

[Wolf 359]

  Holy God, that Bertha looks and acts like my first wife...... I shudder....