If VSFers ruled the world..............

[Thunderchicken]

Stoke your boiler mister?

Yes and once you've finished you can fondle me earlobes you wretched creature you.

[Bako]

This thread is quickly spiralling into coffee-induced madness. Back! Back I say!

Aye! Coffee, the very thought of such wretched blackness brings a cringe to my spine.

Here, here, facial hair as suggested before would be mandatory, especially a huge pair of mutton chop sideburns and handle bar moustache.

Indeed. I could look like my great grand father with his curled mustache without drawing eye.

[Dewbakuk]

The trains would be worth travelling on!

Most importantly of all. Our light switches would look like this!

[Thunderchicken]

The trains would be worth travelling on!

Most importantly of all. Our light switches would look like this!

Cor! Imagine the size of the lightbulb. Would probably set fire to your hair every time you switched it on.

[Pappa Midnight]

The trains would be worth travelling on!

Most importantly of all. Our light switches would look like this!

Where did you get that picture of my cellar???

[Malamute]

The trains would be worth travelling on!

Most importantly of all. Our light switches would look like this!

Where did you get that picture of my cellar???

At least he didn't show the photo of the life energisers and the operating table...   

Hey Pappa, whats happened to Fritzy, Haven't seen him around recently You haven't given him the Zed treatment have you?

[Pappa Midnight]

The operating table is just out of shot......

Fritzy should be coming over later. I've been discussing a Victorian Zombie skirmish with him, with the survivors held up in a Victorian enclosed market. They are going to make a run for the Thames in reinforced carriages to board a waiting steam launch. Unfortunately they are low on ammunition and need to pick up the owner of "Stephen's Gun Emporium" before they can continue........._{sounds familiar.....hmmmm......}

Regards
PM

[Malamute]

The operating table is just out of shot......

Fritzy should be coming over later. I've been discussing a Victorian Zombie skirmish with him, with the survivors held up in a Victorian enclosed market. They are going to make a run for the Thames in reinforced carriages to board a waiting steam launch. Unfortunately they are low on ammunition and need to pick up the owner of "Stephen's Gun Emporium" before they can continue........._{sounds familiar.....hmmmm......}

Regards
PM

Send Fritzy my regards.

Thast a game that needs photographing...

[Hauptgefreiter]

Sorry I was confusing my reality streams. This Hyperdimensional  Time Machine I am using is an experimental model and lands me in all sorts of weird places.

 I was once in a reality where Arnold Schwarzenegger was Governor of California!

Pray that you don't end up in this where he's prez of the USA 

[Gluteus Maximus]

Sorry I was confusing my reality streams. This Hyperdimensional  Time Machine I am using is an experimental model and lands me in all sorts of weird places.

 I was once in a reality where Arnold Schwarzenegger was Governor of California!

You mean there's another version of the world-renowned hairdresser out there somewhere? 

[Bako]

Pray that you don't end up in this where he's prez of the USA 

Well, there is the Govenator and his ungropable liquid metal cyborg vice.