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Offline Mancha

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So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
« on: 29 December 2009, 04:03:26 AM »
Found this bottle of wine recently and thought the zombie players might appreciate it:


Offline Bako

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Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
« Reply #1 on: 29 December 2009, 04:06:23 AM »
Neither; tea.
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Offline P_Clapham

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Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
« Reply #2 on: 29 December 2009, 05:33:54 AM »
Depends on the specific preparation, and to a degree the time of year.  I generally go for a nice hearty Italian Red.
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Offline Baldrick

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Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
« Reply #3 on: 29 December 2009, 05:48:54 AM »
Its not a bad little zin and rates out in the mid 80s.

Human flesh though might be a bit more of a beer drink.
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Offline HerbyF

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Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
« Reply #4 on: 29 December 2009, 06:17:22 AM »
I have all three bottles of the Greatful Dead wine. Unfortunetly they are all non-alcoholic.
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Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
« Reply #5 on: 29 December 2009, 07:41:59 AM »
since human flesh tastes like pork, I'd classically go with red

but You might also need something stronger  ;)

Offline Commander Vyper

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Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
« Reply #6 on: 29 December 2009, 08:23:05 AM »
Cornetto!

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Offline Gluteus Maximus

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Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
« Reply #7 on: 29 December 2009, 10:02:33 AM »
I always thought it was a nice Chianti and fava beans, but I could be mistaken  lol

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Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
« Reply #8 on: 29 December 2009, 10:07:13 AM »
Zinfandel? Surely that must be too heady! One's heard one tastes like chicken.
« Last Edit: 29 December 2009, 03:00:11 PM by Hammers »

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Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
« Reply #9 on: 29 December 2009, 11:11:55 AM »
won't ask who said that to You, filthy scumbag  ;) ;) ;) 8)
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Offline Arlequín

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Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
« Reply #10 on: 29 December 2009, 11:13:55 AM »
no... the comment was "this tastes foul", not fowl.  lol

Offline Pil

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Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
« Reply #11 on: 29 December 2009, 12:23:53 PM »
I always thought it was a nice Chianti and fava beans, but I could be mistaken  lol

True, but a white wine for the brains I reckon 8)
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Offline Alien Dave

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Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
« Reply #12 on: 29 December 2009, 12:57:53 PM »
since human flesh tastes like pork, I'd classically go with red

but You might also need something stronger  ;)

Err... I don't want to know how you found that that out!!!  :o

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Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
« Reply #13 on: 29 December 2009, 01:00:19 PM »
reported by Aztecs and judging by the smell

actually the Aztecs who did not know pigs thought the spanish were related to pigs

Offline Alien Dave

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Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
« Reply #14 on: 29 December 2009, 01:03:14 PM »
So not first hand knowledge, then?  That's a relief!   lol

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