Right, you're all getting a slap

Seriously though, many thanks for the well wishes but it's not serious, just an annoyance that needs a bit of time to sort itself out (I was a bit worried as I've been having headaches which I never normally do) and its not a wink for the ladies

What was more annoying was walking home for the hospital with no contacts and dilating eye drops in. I bumped into a lamppost, stood in something unsavoury, nearly got run over and tripped entering my own bloody home

I am currently wearing an eye patch courtesy of my lovely wife

and I'm just sitting waiting for the comments that are enevitably going to come from saying that

cheers
James