I should just shoot you all with a ... Sorry, bad taste, considering...
See, and that is where you fall short. An appropriate death threat for this thread would have been "I should marry you all off to some Indian Maharaja, then arrange for his death (and make it look like an accident), and then get some popcorn and wait for the
suttee."

Sheesh, old Swede. Put some effort into it. Or rather, put that effort into the baronial mansion. I really want to see that one come together.