The Great Gun of Byklabad

[joroas]

That's all you can do when you're in a bit of a (lime) pickle...........

[Gluteus Maximus]

I hope you don't mind if I bhaji in here and I'm sorry to be a bit gobi, but I think we should pakora this nonsense in now.

[Phil Robinson]

I hope you don't mind if I bhaji in here and I'm sorry to be a bit gobi, but I think we should pakora this nonsense in now.

Quite right or we will all be sari.

[Arthur]

One more schoolboy joke about Indian food and I shall barfi.

[Phil Robinson]

This is all becoming a bit of a saaga now

[joroas]

I've had enough, so I'm going for an English.............. 

[joroas]

With butter............

[Yankeepedlar01]

With 18 bread rolls?

(Wasn't there something about a big cannon on this thead once?)

"They're all mad you know!"

[joroas]

"There is no point in being stupid unless you show it!"

[Blackwolf]

After a long days chefing I like to log on to the LAF to get away from work until now.You know I have nightmares of doing silver service for 500? And one of those is an vegetarian
  "It makes me mad....."

[joroas]

Thankyou, Blackwolf, your comment has given me food for thought..................


Now about that gun............... 

[Phil Robinson]

Now about that gun............... 

Yup, we cooked on a Cannon for years

[Gluteus Maximus]

I've had enough, so I'm going for an English.............. 

Oi waiter, steak and kidney pie - bland as you like!

Now about that gun............... 

It is a splendid gun and painted to the usual high standard 

[joroas]

Oi waiter, steak and kidney pie - bland as you like!

Scampi and chips is blander............  

[Yankeepedlar01]

"Right, Stop that right now! This has all got very silly, you know..."