Paint Naps and you'll win 
I'm tempted to say it's 'paint stripes and you'll win', looking at the entry that beat the good Captain.
I agree though, life is too short to start an interest in Napoleonics... I believe you have to start around the age of 5 to have any chance of understanding the conventions surrounding button-hole lace patterns just on the line infantry, let alone anything else in a lifetime.
