Konitchiwa, domo! (as you can tell I have very little to post on your boar, Jim. I shall however make an effort not to deride it)
From Bridget Jones' Diary:
Oh, to hell with it:
<Bridget's mum>
You remember Mark.
You used to play in his paddling pool.
He's a barrister. Very well off.
<Bridget>
No, I don't remember.
<Bridget's mum>
He's divorced, apparently.
His wife was Japanese. Very cruel race.