I promise to be a fair but stern moderator. I'll only throw my power about when it suits my purposes. My rulings will be arbitrary and subject to whatever mood I am in. Any attempt at figuring out what I am doing will only lead to more confusion so just shrug your shoulders, keep your head down, and hope I don't target you next.

Or I will be just like every other moderator on here and simply need to move a topic on occasion.
Thank you Professor!