A burlesque needs music and I thought a gramophone (phonograph) would be a nice centerpiece for the lorry stage. I slapped this together with a soldering iron, some brass sheet and some plasticard.


Now I only need to find a way to graft some sinful Negro music onto the little 78 so the girls have something to wriggle to. Perhaps some Fats Waller or Cab Calloway or some Ragtime by Blind Willie McTell. Or some Argentinian brothel tango for a bit of exoticism
Chappie in his cricket whites is just there for size comparison, he's just a new recruit for the AVBCW Totleigh in the Wold Volunteer Grenadiers (Many thanks, Svennn!). The gramophone is a bit large, as you can see, but you'll just have too think of it as an early gettoblaster.