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Offline Captain Blood

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And today's Zulu pics in the news...
« on: January 05, 2010, 06:16:55 PM »
So, here is Jacob Zuma the (Zulu) president of South Africa getting hitched to his 5th wife yesterday (Zulus are polygamous, lucky swine)

I don't know how much you can really tell from the ceremonial dress of 21st Century Zulus about their fabled ancestors (they probably get their fancy dress made in Taiwan these days, same as the rest of us), but I noted a couple of interesting things from these pics...

1. Look at the new Mrs Zuma's little shield - it is indeed wobbly like the new Foundry ones, and not perfectly flat and regular, like some unreconstructed folk would have you believe.

2. Leopard / Cheetah skins are not really yellow at all, but a kind of browny off-white.

3. There's a huge amount of colour variation in the monkey tail kilts. Some of them are almost pink.







Right, I'm off to paint bright white trainers on all my Zulus...

Offline Captain Blood

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Re: And today's Zulu pics in the news...
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2010, 06:20:35 PM »
By the way, both Jacob and his missus are ever such a light shade of brown - so I'm going back to my original theory about high status Africans being lighter-skinned than the masses.

Which fortunately, is how I painted mine  :D

Blue people indeed...  ;)

Offline Bugsda

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Re: And today's Zulu pics in the news...
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2010, 09:12:33 PM »
I can't imagine them Nikes are authentic, they wouldn't be that white, not in Natal in January ;)
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Offline Dan

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Re: And today's Zulu pics in the news...
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2010, 01:43:52 AM »
I enjoyed watching that on the news yesterday , lots of wobbly bits to oggle. :-* rather like that really bad Allan Quartermain and the Temple of Skulls movie .
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1219671/

Offline Smokeyrone

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Re: And today's Zulu pics in the news...
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2010, 03:00:38 AM »
Our old law office had some dealings with King Goodwill, for some reason.  Great guy. 

And yes, my   sheild is uneven, as are most every one I've seen.  (Note the difference as opposed to the perfect shaped cardboard sheilds used by extras in "Zulu Dawn" in background shots)

  Isn't President Zuma   a communist or something?? Or was a commie? 
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Re: And today's Zulu pics in the news...
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2010, 09:14:36 AM »
The ANC has historic links with the South African Trade Union movement and South African Communist Party (SACP doesn't contest elections as a separate party but rather fields their candidates under the ANC banner). Zuma is a member of SACP. What of it?
« Last Edit: January 06, 2010, 09:19:57 AM by Plynkes »
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Offline oxiana

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Re: And today's Zulu pics in the news...
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2010, 09:50:29 AM »

Right, I'm off to paint bright white trainers on all my Zulus...


Don't be silly - Ian Knight's exhaustive Zulu studies clearly indicate that Cetewayo instructed his impis to wear Converse All-Stars. White trainers indeed!

Offline JollyBob

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Re: And today's Zulu pics in the news...
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2010, 10:06:17 AM »
Why do I want to paint some Zulus with fat white trainers, and big alarm clocks round their necks? Make a South African rap collective, ZWA...  lol

Time to lie down again, Bobby...

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Re: And today's Zulu pics in the news...
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2010, 08:40:30 PM »
I enjoyed watching that on the news yesterday , lots of wobbly bits to oggle. :-* rather like that really bad Allan Quartermain and the Temple of Skulls movie .
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1219671/


I just watched this and , my Lord!, what a turkey! It is such a shoddy production it is worth a review.

Offline Sangennaru

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Re: And today's Zulu pics in the news...
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2010, 09:24:28 PM »
Isn't President Zuma   a communist or something?? Or was a commie? 

nope. he is a berlusconi-like populist. no political direction at all.
and he pubblically admitted that he raped a girl (maybe cousin?) many years ago.

Offline Dan

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Re: And today's Zulu pics in the news...
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2010, 11:39:47 AM »

I just watched this and , my Lord!, what a turkey! It is such a shoddy production it is worth a review.

Well I did warn you. :D

Offline Smokeyrone

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Re: And today's Zulu pics in the news...
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2010, 11:23:42 PM »
nope. he is a berlusconi-like populist. no political direction at all.
and he pubblically admitted that he raped a girl (maybe cousin?) many years ago.

LOL!  How cosmopolitan.  

That's OK, everyone has their bad mioments.  Even Smokey, for I killed a man in Nashville once. 

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Re: And today's Zulu pics in the news...
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2010, 07:48:52 AM »
lucky swine...

You think? Five times  the trouble, thinks I. :)

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Re: And today's Zulu pics in the news...
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2010, 08:03:35 AM »


  Isn't President Zuma   a communist or something?? Or was a commie? 

Razor sharp political analysis, there, Smokey...   lol

Offline Smokeyrone

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Re: And today's Zulu pics in the news...
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2010, 01:23:48 PM »
Razor sharp political analysis, there, Smokey...   lol


 lol

That made me laugh!

 

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