It is with regret that we have to announce our brave Arctic correspondent Angus McCoatup is believed to be dead at the hands of a newly discovered tribe living in the deep tundra wastelands.
To date only his backpack and camera has been found with one blurred photograph in it:

Rumours abound over the fate of Angus - but so far no message has come back to us here...
Take two wind up cracker toys, a 15mm Inuit shaman and a little time on my hands

Thoughts are to chop off the legs and winder, cover in 'stone' spray and paint the rough surface as idols / Moai type figures...
Comments please
Andrew