New Project: So Foot Woman (28/6 battle report!)

[Westfalia Chris]

Don't get me wrong - it's still a nice figure, but I just feel the eyes let it down a bit. I probably would have wimped out of painting the pupils and just gone for a glowing blue, green or red, depending on what caused her rampage - some kind of magic, nuclear waste, or that time of the month.

[Plynkes]

Genius! You crazy fucker!


I'm gonna have nightmares now.

[Dr. The Viking]

Genius! You crazy fucker!


I'm gonna have nightmares now.

Always glad to be of assistance sir! 

Don't get me wrong - it's still a nice figure, but I just feel the eyes let it down a bit. I probably would have wimped out of painting the pupils and just gone for a glowing blue, green or red, depending on what caused her rampage - some kind of magic, nuclear waste, or that time of the month.

Well I already wimped out a lot on this model.. Initially it was supposed to have been magnetized so the arms, the head and the legs would come off when it took damage. I'll probably make a man for her at some point (me kids have a lot of Action Man that they never use).

I am now in the process of making two ginormeous sheep that she can have as followers.

[Dr. The Viking]

a bit more of the weekend's evil faction: Eight Legged Freaks... (there are another 19 big ones coming soon too)

[Westfalia Chris]

Ewww. Hope you got a flight of F-94 with Napalm bombs handy. 

Toy spiders, I assume?

[Dr. The Viking]

Ewww. Hope you got a flight of F-94 with Napalm bombs handy. 

The National Guard, The Police and The SWAT will be dealing with them.

In game they turn civilians into zombies and are a general pain in the arse.

Toy spiders, I assume?

Of course! I would never sink as low as to buy and paint actual miniatures! 

[Westfalia Chris]

The National Guard, The Police and The SWAT will be dealing with them.

Oh great. We are doomed. 

[Parriah]

Sweet!
That babe is alot like my wife.
in a good way

[The Breaker]

I would like to say that I like the sheep figures better than the lady, but since I'm not a Scot/Aussie/Kiwi, I'm probably not entitled to do so.
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Only Kiwis would stoop as low as taking a sheep to bed. We Aussies have better taste, we use Kangaroos! 

[Dr. The Viking]

The rest of the Spiders from Mars are done:





Aattack!

[valleyboy]

I would like to say that I like the sheep figures better than the lady, but since I'm not a Scot/Aussie/Kiwi, I'm probably not entitled to do so.


Only Kiwis would stoop as low as taking a sheep to bed. We Aussies have better taste, we use Kangaroos! 

Only because you like it rough
(says a Welshman living in NZ )

[Malamute]

Genius! You crazy fucker!

He beat me to it by a week, exactly what Iwas going to say I had not clicked onto this thread for ages until just now when I saw the finished figure.

 Utter madness you fool!

 I love it

[Dr. The Viking]

Well thank you sir!


I'm going to upload pictures from our absolutely unsound game this weekend. We had our annual summer wargaming camp in Esbjerg. Fresh new blood from vikotnik and Zafarelli this year. Very pleasant! Oh and lots of dinosaur films.

[Dr. The Viking]

This year's Åcon is over and we had a blast playing our annual (semi annual) B-movie:

The story short:

The neofascist film director Lors van Triangel has in collabroration with bug eyed monsters released a host of genetically enhanced monster on Røvede. His plan is to film a live action dogme monster film with everything as authentic as possible and no actors!

Throughout the city Lors has had several crates of raw film placed so that his camera crew won't run out. Little can be done about the rampaging monsters but Stein Bagger, the mayor of Røvede, has decided at least to ruin the filming project.

The parts are:

The Home Guard - low grade no good fatties that sit around drinking coffee and eating cake rather than fighting.

The Røvede Police Department -  low grade no good fatties that sit around drinking coffee and eating doughnuts rather than fighting.

The SWAT - Hardened veterans and brilliant fighters that shoot first and arrest later.

The Spiders from Mars Who Ate Our Babies: Vicious monsters that eat all the babies they come upon. They turn the dead into nests for their own babies.

The So Foot Woman - Former Wife of Lors van Triangle. Now in a complete rage as she is too big to fit in bathrooms, too big to find her make up, no shopping malls cater for her size and it's that time of month

The Bug Eyed Monsters - evil alien geneticists responsible at least in part for all the ravage.

And action!


The film crew


Warmaster and his true love!


Overview


Again


And again


aaaaaand again!


So Foot Woman had a special "throw car" attack


Michael contemplates the next move of Røvede PD


Which turns out to be a failed attempt at a hand brake turn.




So Foot Woman throws a car a the PD


Killing two officers


The RPD is in knee deep all over..


The Games Master deciphering numeral differential equations within seconds to find a solution to a situation that has arisen.


The SWAT team players... Sun glasses are not optional


SWAT team crossing a dry stone wall......


Home guard en route to ... something important no doubt!


Home Guard facing the awesome might that is the So Foot Woman


SWAT securing a crate of raw film


Bug Eyed Monsters have set another car alight


The Spiders use dead to hatch even more spiders!


Home Guard fail to  start a tractor on 2+


The Mayor of Røvede is quickly rescued in a Black Hawk


Bug Eyed Monsters are zapping the Home Guard with their ray guns


The Hair that is the So Foot Woman! 


Epic Close combat!


General chaos


The Black Hawk flees the So Foot Woman


She catches up with it...


And whacks it to the ground!

Cuuuuut!

The End!

[grobut]

Chaos and mayhem... it was GREAT!

The Home Guard fought like true weekend warriors

See you all next year for more fun!