The worst is when you have "that feeling". You know the one. It's the feeling telling you today is the day your package is going to come. You have no evidence. You have no proof. You just know.. and wouldn't you know it, you're home that day. You'll have time to go through everything when it comes. You daydream about it. You watch unboxing videos for people with the same package. You plan out what to look at first. You do little things here and there to pass the time. Out the window you see the postman park on the corner and you watch. He doesn't get out. He's sorting. You feel awkward staring so you go busy yourself with minor distractions. You go back to the window... his little van is gone! Deliveries for your area are done! You open the door to grab your loot. But...there's no package... not even a flier in your mailbox... "Why?" you ask. "I was sure it would be today." "I'm a good person, aren't I?". "Tomorrow for sure!"