For clarity's sake I take it you are not still talking about Kansas right? 
Alas not, if they had been shooting farmers in Kansas in the 1980s I probably would have joined 'em or at least raised a celebratory glass or six.

Don't think they have much in the way of free, state run, health clinics to torch anyway.
For future reference:
Kansas: Endless cornfields, tornadoes, Dorothy and that annoying, yappy, fucking dog.
Central America: Tropical rainforests, earthquakes, mudslides and a merciful absence of Judy Garland and canine companions.
