*

Recent Topics

Author Topic: Zombie RV in - Borsetshire? Trailer Trash - The Finale  (Read 14573 times)

Offline Vagabond

  • Mastermind
  • Posts: 1788
    • Vagabond's Wargaming Blog
Re: Zombie RV in - Borsetshire? The Compound -the Finale
« Reply #90 on: 16 March 2025, 08:49:40 AM »
It is most disconcerting to read reports of one's death,  especially when one is actually in a motorhome in the wilds of Westmorland at the time if reading.
 
As you know, sometime fiction foretell fact and so I was expecting to be attacked by zombie hordes last night. Mrs V got a little ansy when I erected barricades and other defences around the van.. Taking stock of our weapons the best we can manage are 2 sharp kitchen knives and a wooden mallet.

I fear we will not survive the onslaught when it comes o_o

Great game report Doug, a joy to read even though Vaggers didn't make it, he died fighting.
Cheers

Offline Khusru2

  • Scientist
  • Posts: 464
    • Travels with Khusru
Re: Zombie RV in - Borsetshire? The Compound -the Finale
« Reply #91 on: 16 March 2025, 09:51:51 AM »
Borsetshire is a very violent place. Even more-so than Midsummer!
But I love it just the same.

Offline Sunjester

  • Mastermind
  • Posts: 1813
Re: Zombie RV in - Borsetshire? The Compound -the Finale
« Reply #92 on: 16 March 2025, 02:17:56 PM »
I'm shocked, nay staggered. Never has my flabber been so gasted!

I go out for just one day and return to the shock news of the Wingco's demise!

I shall have to retire to a darkened room for the rest of the day.

Offline Legionnaire

  • Mastermind
  • Posts: 1229
  • Swede, enjoying creating narrative games.
Re: Zombie RV in - Borsetshire? The Compound -the Finale
« Reply #93 on: 16 March 2025, 03:34:15 PM »
I shall have to retire to a darkened room for the rest of the day.

I myself had to do that, pondering man's inherent mortality and the harrowing experience of having to put that once so vibrant and alive gentleman Wingco Vaggers, once more in the ground being a fetid abomination  :o.
The most important thing in the hobby is that you're having FUN! Doesn't matter if you win or lose.

Offline CapnJim

  • Galactic Brain
  • Posts: 5469
  • Gainfully unemployed and lovng it!
Re: Zombie RV in - Borsetshire? The Compound -the Finale
« Reply #94 on: 16 March 2025, 05:55:46 PM »
Well, shit.  That was sub-optimal..... :o

And for the record (and I hate to point this out), Wing Commander Vagabond died twice.  Not once, but twice, dammit...

What will become of the 3 surviving survivors now?  Will one of them step to the fore to lead on, or will another stalwart hero come onto the scene to steward them to deeds about which books, poems, and songs are written?  Do you even know the answer to that question yet???

We all await news of further developments...
"Remember - Incoming Fire Has the Right-of-Way"

Offline Legionnaire

  • Mastermind
  • Posts: 1229
  • Swede, enjoying creating narrative games.
Re: Zombie RV in - Borsetshire? The Compound -the Finale
« Reply #95 on: 16 March 2025, 06:30:55 PM »
Well, shit.  That was sub-optimal..... :o

We all await news of further developments...

What he said  :).

Regards,

Legionnaire.

Offline Mad Lord Snapcase

  • Supporting Adventurer
  • Galactic Brain
  • *
  • Posts: 5316
  • Snapcase Hall, Much-Piddling, Devon
    • The Life and Times of Mad Lord Snapcase
Re: Zombie RV in - Borsetshire? The Compound -the Finale
« Reply #96 on: 17 March 2025, 06:51:02 AM »
Well, I'm glad that the Wingco was put to rest, for the second time. There would have been some small vestige of the Wingco's brain (when he became zombified) shouting and screaming at the horror that was to befall him. Well done on finding the Wingco's shotgun, a treasured memory of a valiant man.

Shula and the Rev. seem to have become very proficient slayers.

An excellent AAR, thanks me old pineapple.


Offline Spinal Tap

  • Mastermind
  • Posts: 1429
Re: Zombie RV in - Borsetshire? The Compound -the Finale
« Reply #97 on: 17 March 2025, 06:56:41 AM »
Lovely storytelling as usual.

Offline Doug ex-em4

  • Supporting Adventurer
  • Scatterbrained Genius
  • *
  • Posts: 2890
Re: Zombie RV in - Borsetshire? The Compound -the Finale
« Reply #98 on: 17 March 2025, 11:29:48 AM »
I am now fully restored and able to continue my reading after the shock of the wing commander's demise!

That really gave the team something to fight for! What a glorious team effort and yes sir, rules, as far as I'm concerned are mere guidelines  ;).

The reverend showed some surprising hidden skills beneath the humble godly servant facade and I'm very happy Will and Shula did their bit and came through with something close to "profit " after this harrowing experience.

Great stuff as always sir and look forward to see who they pick up on the way. Who can fill the Wingco's Wellingtons  lol.

Thanks for sharing and lovely to see your team taking on little personalities.

Regards,

Legionnaire.
Thank you young man :) Now is the time for other members of the team to put their best foot forward, step up to the plate, face the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune and do or die whatever the cost.


Spirited stuff. They must pour a libation, perhaps some whiskey?, to honour the deceased.
You?re looking over my shoulder ;)


Fortified with some Redbreast, I salute the Wingco.  May he RIP.   The zombies will get even the best in the end.
Never say die - the fight goes on.


It is most disconcerting to read reports of one's death,  especially when one is actually in a motorhome in the wilds of Westmorland at the time if reading.
 
As you know, sometime fiction foretell fact and so I was expecting to be attacked by zombie hordes last night. Mrs V got a little ansy when I erected barricades and other defences around the van.. Taking stock of our weapons the best we can manage are 2 sharp kitchen knives and a wooden mallet.

I fear we will not survive the onslaught when it comes o_o

Great game report Doug, a joy to read even though Vaggers didn't make it, he died fighting.
Cheers
I think you had more to fear from freezing to death than a zombie attack but at least your feet would have been warm.


Borsetshire is a very violent place. Even more-so than Midsummer!
But I love it just the same.
A zombie apocalypse can make the most tranquil of places a little rough. Normally the most excitement is if the bus to Borchester is a few minutes late.


I'm shocked, nay staggered. Never has my flabber been so gasted!

I go out for just one day and return to the shock news of the Wingco's demise!

I shall have to retire to a darkened room for the rest of the day.
Possibly it was your fault Sunjester? If you insist on going out in the middle of a life and death struggle, you are toying with character?s lives?!


I myself had to do that, pondering man's inherent mortality and the harrowing experience of having to put that once so vibrant and alive gentleman Wingco Vaggers, once more in the ground being a fetid abomination  :o.
Let?s not go too mad - he was often a sullen, bad-tempered old bore :)



Well, shit.  That was sub-optimal..... :o

And for the record (and I hate to point this out), Wing Commander Vagabond died twice.  Not once, but twice, dammit...

What will become of the 3 surviving survivors now?  Will one of them step to the fore to lead on, or will another stalwart hero come onto the scene to steward them to deeds about which books, poems, and songs are written?  Do you even know the answer to that question yet???

We all await news of further developments...
Developments are developing as we speak?.!


Well, I'm glad that the Wingco was put to rest, for the second time. There would have been some small vestige of the Wingco's brain (when he became zombified) shouting and screaming at the horror that was to befall him. Well done on finding the Wingco's shotgun, a treasured memory of a valiant man.

Shula and the Rev. seem to have become very proficient slayers.

An excellent AAR, thanks me old pineapple.
Thank you old horse. I should point out that a small vestige of The Wingco?s brain would be a very small thing indeed.



Lovely storytelling as usual.
Thanks- I?m glad you like it. I?m really enjoying the simplicity of the rules combined with the opportunity to develop a story.



Doug

Offline Doug ex-em4

  • Supporting Adventurer
  • Scatterbrained Genius
  • *
  • Posts: 2890
Re: Zombie RV in - Borsetshire? The Compound -the Finale
« Reply #99 on: 23 March 2025, 02:59:00 PM »
Nobody in the Range Rover felt like talking. Recent quarrels and disputes were forgotten. The only thing on all their minds was the death of Wing Commander Jonny "Vaggers" Vagabond. The team were not much given to sentimentality after their recent experiences but they knew they?d lost someone who had contributed more than most and he was going to be greatly missed as a person and as a warrior.

However, the permanent sense of peril that surrounded them forced them to put aside regrets and sorrows and concentrate on their next move.

Will was the first one to break the silence and he spoke with an authority he hadn?t shown before.
"We?ll do what The Wingco suggested last time - head for a hill with good all-round visibility and take stock.."
Neither of the other two objected or disagreed. When they had reached a suitable spot, Will turned off the engine and sat back in his seat - still the only seat in the car.
"Mrs Hebden-Lloyd??," he began.
"Will," interrupted Schula, "I think that, all things considered, we can forget the formalities now - it?s Shula. Please."
Will smiled to himself. "Shula," he started again, "I think there may be a bottle of The Wingco?s whisky left?"
Shula rummaged through the bedding, supplies, ammunition and clothes that were piled up in the back of the Range Rover. Within moments, she gave a little shout of triumph and held up an unopened bottle, bearing the label Glengoyne 21.
"I?m no expert, but I think The Wingco liked a good malt and this one is definitely a good one?.!" Reverend Tinker was studying the label appreciatively. Having seen the Reverend in a fight, the others showed no surprise at his whisky knowledge, even though he claimed not to be an expert.

"Just a couple of drams in memory of The Wingco then decide what to do next. No more than that, though - we can?t afford to let our guard down." With that, Will opened the bottle and Shula passed the mugs round. There were no speeches, just a muttered "Here?s to The Wingco" from the three survivors. They drank the first dram straight off, replenished their mugs and sipped the second slowly and appreciatively. The whisky-warmth, the mellow flavour, the rich aroma all served to give a feeling of relaxation and a memory of better times, the like of which they hadn?t experienced since the world fell apart.

Next day, after a quiet night, they made a plan.
"We haven?t seen any zombies in the countryside - only when we?ve been to places to find supplies." This was Shula, starting the conversation.
?Yeah,? Will agreed. "It?s quite simple really. We need supplies and we?re going to have to fight for them. I think we should move a bit closer to Borchester. There?ll be more useful stuff there than the villages we?ve been scavenging in so far. I suggest we head for Stoney Ridge. You can see for miles towards Borchester from there - it?ll give us some idea of how things are over that way."

That plan was adopted and 45 minutes later, the Range Rover was creeping along the top of Stoney Ridge. They were all keeping a sharp lookout as always, although they hadn?t seen any zombies in this kind of isolated area previously. Suddenly, Will braked.
"Am I going crazy or is that a tent on the edge of the woods - straight ahead and to the left?"
They all peered through the windscreen and there was no doubt, it was a tent. Could this be a survivor or just an old campsite from before the zombie nightmare?

This unspoken question was soon answered. As they neared the tent, a man dropped lightly from the branches and hurried towards them, obviously thrilled to see them. He was unkempt and looked exhausted. His clothes were the best quality outdoor gear, however despite his ragged appearance.


At this point, Brian was actually unarmed but I thought snapping the pistol off just for a photo would be a bit extreme


"A survivor?!", yelled Will and then turned in surprise as Shula wrenched open the back door and rushed to meet the newcomer.
"Brian", she was shouting "Brian Aldridge. Can it be you?"
"Shula, yes, it?s me. How did you get here? Is that Will Grundy? This is amazing."
Brian was Shula?s  cousin-in-law and when they had got over the shock of this surprise meeting and had exchanged stories of how they had survived the apocalypse, Brian was anxious to explain the dreadful situation he was in.

"It?s Jenny", he said. Jenny was Shula?s cousin. "The strain must have got to her because for no obvious reason, she climbed down the ridge. There?s an old caravan down there and lots of junk. I think there was a plan to build a visitor centre or something. It never got proper funding so the site?s been abandoned for years. We?d seen no zombies for days but the car has run out of petrol. We decided to camp on the ridge for a night. I went off to try and find something to eat, trap a rabbit or something, and when I got back, she?d left a note to say she?d seen this caravan and was going down to it to see if we could use it. What possessed her? I ran over to the edge but there was no sign of her down there but there were zombies?! What could I do? I?ve no weapons. I?ve been going mad with worry and then you all arrived."


can Jenny still be alive down there?

Brian paused for breath and sat down on a log a picture of despair. Will immediately took charge.
"Brian, we?ll help you. We need more people in our group if we?re going to survive so, like it or not, you?ll join us. In return we?ll all go to the camp and try and find Jenny."
"Of course we will," said Shula "I?m not walking away if there?s any chance of finding Jenny alive."
"No time to waste, said Will "Let?s get our stuff together and get going. Brian, can you use a pistol??
Brian said he could so Will gave him the one they?d found in the bunker previously.

As they were preparing their gear,there was a rustling noise from the trees, followed by a ferocious growl and a dog, a large rottweiler, erupted from cover and hurled itself at Brian. Will?s shotgun was instantly raised but before he could shoot, Brian yelled "It?s ok - don?t shoot?!" The dog reached Brian, got its front paws on his shoulder and vigorously licked his face. When he could disentangle himself he explained. "It?s Walter Gabriel?s dog. I?ve been looking after it for a while and since all this chaos started it?s been with me and, er, it seems to like me and it?s been very useful. It has a special hatred for anyone affected by?.by, whatever this is. What do you call them by the way?" 
"Zombies seems as good a word as anything," replied Will."What?s the dog called anyway?"
"Horatio of course. What else was Nelson going to call it?"

So, when they started to scramble down the ridge to start their search of the site, Horatio lead the way.


NEXT

The Crummy Caravan (aka Trailer Trash) caper



Offline Legionnaire

  • Mastermind
  • Posts: 1229
  • Swede, enjoying creating narrative games.
Re: Zombie RV in - Borsetshire? The King is Dead. Long Live?.Brian?!?
« Reply #100 on: 23 March 2025, 04:04:49 PM »
Three cheers for Brian! The survivors go through more lineup changes than some bands but they prevail in the face of adversity  lol.

Excellent build-up as usual sir and very tasteful photographs. Looking forward to see how it goes this time. Is Brian a size 16 footwear or is he merely wearing flip flops  lol.

Regards,

Legionnaire.

Offline Argonor

  • Elder God
  • Posts: 11378
  • Attic Attack: Mead and Dice!
    • Argonor's Wargames
Re: Zombie RV in - Borsetshire? The King is Dead. Long Live?.Brian?!?
« Reply #101 on: 23 March 2025, 04:25:01 PM »
Have I missed something in my long sleep-deprivation induced stupor?

Is 'RV' a ruleset I am not familiar with, or what? Pardon my confusion, at first I thought the game would feature the Winnebago from TWD, but ...  o_o
Ask at the LAF, and answer shall thy be given!


Cultist #84

Offline Doug ex-em4

  • Supporting Adventurer
  • Scatterbrained Genius
  • *
  • Posts: 2890
Re: Zombie RV in - Borsetshire? The King is Dead. Long Live?.Brian?!?
« Reply #102 on: 23 March 2025, 04:36:37 PM »
Three cheers for Brian! The survivors go through more lineup changes than some bands but they prevail in the face of adversity  lol.

Excellent build-up as usual sir and very tasteful photographs. Looking forward to see how it goes this time. Is Brian a size 16 footwear or is he merely wearing flip flops  lol.

Regards,

Legionnaire.

Thank you. Every time a survivor develops a personality, I seem to get them killed off :(

Discussing Brian?s footwear is the height of bad taste, sir?!




Have I missed something in my long sleep-deprivation induced stupor?

Is 'RV' a ruleset I am not familiar with, or what? Pardon my confusion, at first I thought the game would feature the Winnebago from TWD, but ...  o_o

Zombie RV is a free set and the link for the download can be found somewhere in Mike Demana?s topic on this board. In fact, I?ll save you time - here it is:
https://www.wargamevault.com/product/481744/Zombie-RV

It was introduced here by Mike.

Doug

Offline mikedemana

  • Galactic Brain
  • Posts: 4575
  • Investigating curiosities around the globe...
    • Worldwidemike
Re: Zombie RV in - Borsetshire? The King is Dead. Long Live?.Brian?!?
« Reply #103 on: 23 March 2025, 04:49:56 PM »
Not only do they find an extra pair of hands, but a set of useful paws, as well! Hopefully, things are looking up now for the survivors...  ;)

Mike Demana

Offline Argonor

  • Elder God
  • Posts: 11378
  • Attic Attack: Mead and Dice!
    • Argonor's Wargames
Re: Zombie RV in - Borsetshire? The King is Dead. Long Live?.Brian?!?
« Reply #104 on: 23 March 2025, 06:36:53 PM »

Zombie RV is a free set and the link for the download can be found somewhere in Mike Demana?s topic on this board. In fact, I?ll save you time - here it is:
https://www.wargamevault.com/product/481744/Zombie-RV

It was introduced here by Mike.

Doug

Thank you very much! I shall delve into it immediately  :)

 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
82 Replies
20337 Views
Last post 25 May 2012, 12:52:52 AM
by CptJake
77 Replies
46999 Views
Last post 29 December 2015, 04:24:54 AM
by Duke Donald
15 Replies
5342 Views
Last post 24 January 2014, 08:47:48 AM
by Silent Invader
36 Replies
7210 Views
Last post 07 January 2022, 04:27:46 PM
by CapnJim
110 Replies
20690 Views
Last post 15 November 2022, 07:41:59 PM
by FramFramson