Blimey that burns that does. I used to put fizzzy drinks in a cycling bottle until one day I pulled the cap up with my teeth and the gas shot into my mouth and out my nose.
I did similar with a bottle of Orangina.
Mistakes:-
1) Opened it, only to THEN be told, 'You're supposed to shake the bottle'
2) Place thumb over top of bottle & shake said bottle.
3) Feel pressure building up under thumb & decide to start drinking.
4) Orangina jet washes my mouth & proceeds to exit ANY available way;
back out of mouth, down throat & through both nostrils.
5) Attempt to take on air at the same time.
6) Expecting help & sympathy from my 'friends' who are too busy wetting
themselves with laughter.