Lol, allow me to be the one to induct you all into The League of Distiguished Gentlemen Gamers! Members have access to low rates on home insurance (for pewter flood/crushed attic damage), discounts at several popular optomotist outlets and on lighted magnifiers, counseling on their addictions to all things "old school", and the chartered right to whinge about the younger generation, in particular their painting skills, choice of rulesets, their lack of appreciation for certain older miniatures, and lack of manners while pasting League members on the tabletop.
To help you with your transition to this hallowed League, I recommend you practise the following phrase - "Back in my day..."
Oh, and free anoraks!
