"Hey, Silas, I thought I just saw something moving up by the gravestones..."
"Don't be daft, Herbert, probably just a cat."
"I'll just go and have a look. You stay here."
Cue screams and the sound of a scuffle. When Silas and the others arrive, all that is left of Herbert is his lucky hat and his left boot. With his left foot still inside.
I love how cinematic your photos are. Top work, Prof.